Tongue Twisters
– Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs. – Seventy sailors sailed seven swift ships. – Joe jumps joyfully in June and July. – Davy Dear ducks Dinah Dear daily. – Fast Freddie Frog fries fat flying...
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“I’m gettin’ away with me magical balloons!” – from the TV -~- Tags: balloon, magic, television
View ArticleThe workers used 338 red bricks and…
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View ArticleMary bought 2 balloons for $10.
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View ArticleJoke #18679
Before going on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights a bit long and the protective shades I wore left a big white circle around each eye. Gazing at myself in the mirror the next...
View Articleanal balloon pump
anal balloon pump – n. an inflatable sex toy that is designed to be inserted into the anus and inflated, giving the user control over the size of the toy. -~- Tags: anal balloon pump, ass, balloon,...
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::davepoobond is filling up balloons:: ::Vance is doing nothing, just walking around bitching about stuff but not actually helping with anything:: davepoobond: Vance, could you help me out and just...
View ArticleFrom a ballon floating 10 km above the ocean, how far can you pee?
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“Yo quiera este globó” (I want this balloon) – davepoobond -~- Tags: balloon
View ArticleIreland: Status Quo for Ireland
Note: This is a debate about whether or not reforming Ireland in the 1800s would be good or not. – By davepoobond: Ireland will stay the same when it comes to the British. Irish hate British. Irish...
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